Something will grow from all you are going through. And it will be you.
(via themodernisis)
new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
yo like old people give our generation so much shit for being rude and disrespectful but
in my 5 years of working at a fast food restaurant
i have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.
You know who yells at me when the restaurant is busy and their order takes a little longer? When there’s a mistake with their food? Asshole middle aged people.
You know who smiles and says it’s ok? Teenagers and little kids.
person 1: *gets on one knee and pulls out ring* will you be my bro, forever and always?
person 2: *choked voice* of course bro
I don’t usually add things to posts but I want to tell a story.
So I was at camp and my friend and I were playing fuck, marry, kill, and I was put in a position where I had to marry one of my closest bros. my friend looked surprised because that bro and I are hella platonic, but I reassured her “yeah. I’d bro marry the fuck out of him”. So later that night at the camp party, I told him about this and he goes “yeah bro, I’d bro marry you too.”
As we’re leaving I stop him, get down on one knee in front of like 30 people, presented my fist rested gently on my other hand and said “bro. Will you accept this fistbump as a sign of my everlasting broditude?” And he said “heck yeah” then we fist bumped and held it for like a solid 10 seconds while everyone else clapped
*brohood intensifies*
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
srsfunny